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I realise that someone will surely shoot me down here but;

Do scooters have boots? Like storage space?

I know that you get like the sort of tray thing on the back you can hang shit from.

Weirdest thought from waking up ever.

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People should really just get the concept that acting ‘drunk’ on twitter is childish.

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vicedandvirtuous:

This was one of my favourites :)

OMG POLLY POCKETS!

vicedandvirtuous:

This was one of my favourites :)

OMG POLLY POCKETS!

(Source: lilaccandy)

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I feel ill and I want a hug. Now.

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laurasavedlatin asked: i'm bored.

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

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vicedandvirtuous:

jealousminds-thinkalike:

vicedandvirtuous:

jealousminds-thinkalike:

I think I just want to keep wee Sandra as my adopted mother forever, is that okay?

NAW!

How? She’s lovely!

MA MAW!

She’s a babe.

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vicedandvirtuous:

jealousminds-thinkalike:

I think I just want to keep wee Sandra as my adopted mother forever, is that okay?

NAW!

How? She’s lovely!

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I think I just want to keep wee Sandra as my adopted mother forever, is that okay?

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Listening to time to dance full blast on the bus and getting weird looks. Up yeh.

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hopes for the future.

vinilladjent:

my (evil) plan

  • create internet
  • create illegal downloads
  • drive music colossus’s (i.e itunes/hmv) out of business by downloading tracks
  • allow major producers that release mindless televised “stars” to go bankrupt
  • allow music to become free and dependant on live performances and merch
  • encourage growth of independent music and cultural evolution
  • find new system to fuck


Sounds pretty good.

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I’m doing that manly thing again were it takes me 5 minutes after a shower to get ready.

Now I need to wait on laura ~

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itwasperfect-nowitsawful:

So much procrastination.

You look proper pretty!

itwasperfect-nowitsawful:

So much procrastination.

You look proper pretty!

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Completing an essay on teamwork by yourself at 1am isn’t just ironic, it is soul destroying.

Especially when you think you’ve caught up in all of your work then realise you have a log book to finish.